Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Home Sweet Home

If one more yuppy cafe opens up on Sydney Rd I am going to fire bomb it.

Take your Phillippa's Bread and fuck off back to Armadale you boring tossers. Don't screw up the diversity in one of Melbourne's last culturally interesting inner city suburbs. Keep your overpriced bullshit to yourself.

Signed,

Angry Young Resident

7 Comments:

Blogger elaine said...

hear, hear!

(and take your yuppy cars back with you)

1:56 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger sublime-ation said...

I second Elaine. And while your'e at it, fuck off from Smith St too. Why are the cops locking up the Aboriginal mob there? They should be locking up the yuppies.

12:18 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger Darcy said...

Elaine, how come you've got a photo of me as your ID?

And while we're at it girls (are you a girl S.A?), let's lock up anyone with a pink polo neck t-shirt. In fact, anyone who turns their collar up!

12:25 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger GS said...

While you are at it can you fire bomb all the four wheel drive vehicles, especially the ones with child seats.

Much appreciated.

Can't do it myself, am a pacifist.

8:45 PM, October 27, 2005  
Blogger Darcy said...

I'll do it. I'm a pacificist too but am slowly deciding that peace is over rated.

11:34 AM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger elaine said...

sorry, darcy. It's just that you are so...feisty in that pic I had to appropriate it.

Can we also fire-bomb those with stencils on their shirts?

2:38 PM, October 28, 2005  
Blogger Rowena said...

Firebomb those in pink polo shirts with turned-up collars?

That's Boyd off Neighbours fucked then.

6:37 PM, October 30, 2005  

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